Emerald. 19. Toronto.I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.


I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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I know how you feel Phil
hasmoneans: multiples of 4!

this is making me do math i don’t appreciate this haha

4. Are you in a relationship?: lol no

8. Describe your crush: probe funny, financially stable, and dresses well idk 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?: I forgive everything

16. Do you have any tattoos?: no i wish

20. Do you shower every day?: usually every other sometimes everyday 

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?: six years!

28. Have you ever been cheated on?: nahhhh

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: nahhh lol

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?: Heck ya

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?: nope - just narratives 

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: two 

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?: good luck, hope she’s not a psychopath 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?: I guess i gave up on my ex??? i don’t know i don’t give up much on people because i don’t really invest in them in the first place

56. State 8 facts about your body: It’s fucking tiny, i have long legs in proportion to everything else, it weighs 82 pounds, it’s a little bitch most of the time because it’s a hypochondriac, my eyes take up half my face, my lips are almost always bitten up, christian says i have the perfect nose, and i have a bony butt

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?: 11 years

64. What is your definition of cheating?: I guess sleeping with another person other than your significant other is probably bad

70. What turns you on?: full bank accounts hahha kidding, um neck kisses, lip biting, waist grabbing stuff

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?: well dressed (PLEASE BE WELL DRESSED)

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?: idk i’ve had sex in a library?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?: shaney!

Anonymous: 3, 24, 30-35, 67!

3. Are you a virgin?: Nope

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?: It’s a 6 year plan, engaged in  five years, married in six.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?: Hm no, maybe my whole face but I’m growing to like it

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?: only one boy

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: i don’t think so maybe in a weird sense

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?: ya

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?: ya

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?: yeah 



cosmo tip #457


If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
Anonymous: You are so beautiful I can't even

what wow thank you! I’m sure you’re exceptionally aesthetically pleasing!


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