Emerald. 19. Toronto.I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

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  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

carpeumbra:

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carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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skinnynature:

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Tony ’ ( Nicholas Hoult ) and ’ Sid ’ ( Mike Bailey
makingstarwars:

Put this on your fridge to scare away intruders and then use the bottle opener for your own drinks.